- friend:*whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- friend:OH MAN
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
567781 notes / 20 hours ago / reblog
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
192592 notes / 20 hours ago / reblog
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014
203978 notes / 20 hours ago / reblog
can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow
396 notes / 20 hours ago / reblog
*goes to bed listening to the ramones*
*wakes up wearing a leather jacket*