3rd grade
  • friend:*whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me:what
  • friend:OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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storiedistrattedaveleninfetti:


oltrelamiapelle:

foldboat:

a-ndrewscott:

a transparent ‘september’ for your blog :)

uhuh, il mio compleanno è vicino.

Mese poraccio.

Die

blackromney:

walking in a crowded hallway like

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(Source: baara)

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wevebeenabandfortenyears:

wevebeenabandfortenyears:

When the show was over, this hurt so bad and then it just flickered off.

It hit me too, love. I stared at it the entire time as people walked away from the stage. My friends were looking at me like, “let’s go,” but I just watched it as it flickered off and the stage lights turned on. I didn’t want it to end.

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

http://media.tumblr.com/9e0ccfbe05bb74b6c1070ff6c2a54558/tumblr_inline_mjwffvintM1qz4rgp.gif

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

koishy:

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

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the-fletcher-memorial-home:

*goes to bed listening to the ramones*
*wakes up wearing a leather jacket*

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡
johnoooh:

@Johnmaine: And if a double-decker bus crashes into us…to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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